Me and my Friends~~

WELL, YESTERDAY THE MAD ALIEN GAVE US A TEST. THAT WAS A MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION. THE QUESTIONS ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THE ALIEN SAID. THE ALIEN SAID THE TEST IS MORE ON DOUBLE ENTRY AND WHAT EXPENSES AND ASSETS SHOULD BE PLACED AT. IN THE END, THE QUESTION IS ABOUT THEORY ON ACCOUNTING WHICH WE WERE NOT TAUGHT. MOREOVER THERE ARE QUESTIONS THAT LOOKED MORE LIKE RIDDLES. NONE OF US COULD UNDERSTAND. THOSE WHO HAD DONE ACCOUNTING BEFORE ALSO COULDEN'T SOLVE THE RIDDLES. MOST OF THEM FAIL. I PITY THOSE WHO KNEW ACCOUNTING AND GOT A FAIL WHICH WAS NOT WORTHWHILE. WELL, BEFORE THAT, WE WERE TAUGHT HOW TO DO BANK RECONCILIATION STATEMENT. THE FORMAT WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

Today my group had the chance to finish 80% of the accounting web base excerise. We were all dead beat. As the guys wanted to eat at Tiong Bahru Plaza while it was raining cats and dogs. We split the group in 2. The first group do the project when the other went for lunch. When they were done, it was the other group going for lunch. We did the accounting project first. We used 4hrs to finish all the projects. Now we are left with compilation of the accounting project and editing of the marketing project. Hope we can finish all by next Friday. Kambaday!!!!!

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on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 7:45 pm

THE ACCOUNTING TEACHER IS LIKE A GANGSTER. HIS WAY OF TALKING IS WORST THAN ME. EVERYONE SAID THAT I AM A GANGSTER. I DIDNT KNOW THAT SOMEONE IS MORE GANGSTER THAN ME. THE HEART IS MORE VICIOUS THAN ME. AT LEAST I AM A LITTLE MORE GOOD HEARTED THAN HIM. I WON'T SAY THINKS LIKE MODULE ETC. WHEN ALL OF US DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE INVENTORY, HE JUST SAID: 'COUNT LAH' YAH LAH COUNT WHAT. DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO, HOW TO COUNT? SEE? AT LEAST I DON'T SAY THAT. I DON'T TELL PEOPLE TO COUNT AT LEAST I TELL THEM THE STEP. NOT LIKE HIM. IF HE SAID COUNT, I CAN COUNT. ALL OF US CAN COUNT TOO. 1+1=2. I ALSO KNOW HOW TO COUNT. WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY DON'T KNOW UNDERSTAND, HE SAID: 'REMODULE LAH' SAY UNTIL LIKE THAT. IF THE PERSON REMODULE, MEANING THE TEACHER TEACHES BADLY SO HE NEEDS TO REMODULE. DON'T YOU THINK SO? WHAT KIND OF TEACHER IS THIS? IF THE PERSON REMODULE, HE PAY FOR THE FEES IS IT? SAY UNTIL SO READILY. DIDN'T THINK BEFORE HE SPEAK. BRAINLESS!!!!! AT LEAST I WON'T SAY THAT TO PEOPLE. I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE. NOT LIKE HIM. EVERYTIME TALK BIG. ALL THOSE THAT LEARN ACOUNTING CANNOT TOLERATE HIM. SOME PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LEARN ACCOUNTING ALSO CANNOT TOLERATE HIM. MAYBE THEY HAVE SEEN THE PASS YEAR PAPERS. THEY FEEL THAT HE CANNOT COVER EVERYTHING IN 15 LESSONS. I DOUBT HE CAN FINISH. IF HE CANNOT FINISH, I USE ITE FORMAT AND METHOD TO DO THE ACCOUNTING. IF HE DARE TO MINUS MY MARKS, I WILL SURE KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO LET HIM DIE BADLY IN MY HANDS AND KILL ON THE BEHALF OF THE CLASS.

TODAY WE LEARNT INVENTORY. TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT WE LEARNT. THE FORMAT IS DIFFERENT SO IT MAKE US HARDER TO COUNT THE INVENTORY. EVEN THOSE THAT LEARN ACCOUNTING ALSO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO. DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WHOLE LESSON IS ABOUT. TODAY HE IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. TODAY THOSE THAT ASK HIM QUESTION, HE DON'T WANT TO TEACH, LET US-KNEW ACCOUNTING PEOPLE TO TEACH. RIDICULOUS!! TODAY IS THE WORST DAY EVER. EVERYONE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ACCOUNTING - CLASS HISTORY. E.G. A KEEP ASKING B. B SEE A, B FEEL STRESS BECAUSE B ALSO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO WHEN A AND B ALSO HAVE ACCOUNTIN BACKGROUND. A ASK THE TEACHER, THE TEACHER REPLIED:"COUNT LAH!" WTF! WHEN WE ALL TOLD HIM THE ANSWER DON'T REALLY MAKE SENSE, HE REPLIED:"HOW CAN DON'T MAKE SENSE........." I WANT TO VOMIT BLOOD. DO INVENTORY DON'T NEED TO OPEN SO MANY ROWS AND COLUMNS. THEN HE OPEN SO MANY UNTIL ALL OF US ARE SO CONFUSSED. I AM SCARED THAT MY FUTURE WILL DIE IN HIS HANDS. IF I REALLY FAIL I AM GOING TO KILL HIM. NO MATTER WHAT I MUST PASS. TO SHOW THIS FELLA THAT I PASS THE EXAM NOT TO LET MY PREVIOUS ACCOUNTING TEACHERS DOWN. I WILL SAY IT IN FRONT OF HIM. TO LET HIM KNOW.

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on Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 7:31 pm

Today is my marketing common. It is not as hard as I think though I don't have much confidence that I will do well. I just hope for the best.

Anyway I am just thinking, why I don't dare/accecpt guys. Just say my grandparents fighting. looks like I have found the ans. I come from a messy family of violance. I seen husbands bullying wives. my dad also do that to my mum. So maybe that's why I don't like guys. I don't dare to love.To me, I feel that guys are just creatures that will bother you all the time. Maybe because I am much more independent as I come from this type of family. Whatever problem I encounter, I will solve it myself without any help.

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on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 1:31 pm

TODAY I FINALLY KNOW WHERE MY ACCOUNTING TEACHER GET HIS CERT FROM. HE GOT IT FROM MALAYSIA. NO WONDER HIS STANDARD IS SO LOW. SO THAT MEANS HE DID NOT BUY HIS CERT. HE REALLY GTE A CERT, FROM MALAYSIA. HE TEACHES DIFFERENTLY. HE ALSO USE TESTBOOKS THAT IS FOR MALAYSIA AND SINGAPORE. NO WONDER. NOW I DON'T DOUBT HIS QUALIFICATIONS.

Today I bathe with my tortoises kind of nice. Bonding with my tortoises. they seem to ove to bathe with me. I let them move ard the toilet while I am bathing. Just feeling a bit wierd as you get to see 3 green creatures moving ard you-big too small. Still it is kinda nice. I feel that they shold move ard some time instead of staying in the tank all the time.

Maybe I will bathe with them more often in the future.

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on Monday, September 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm

HEARD FROM MY FRIEND THAT THE ALIEN TEACHER GOT A MASTER IN ACCOUNTING. I WONDER HOW HE GOT THAT CERT. I BET HE MUST HAVE BOUGHT IT. MY FRIEND SAID THAT ALL TEACHERS TEACHING IN THIS SCHOOL MUST HAVE AT LEAST A MASTER DEGREE. I TRUST THAT MY QS TEACHER SURE HAVE A PhD DEGREE. CAN SEE THAT HE IS PROFESSIONAL, BUT THIS ALIEN ACCOUNTING TEACHER IS A TOTAL RUBBISH. I REALLY WONDER WHAT HE DO TO GET A MASTER DEGREE. DON'T TELL ME HE MADE A FAKE CERT IN ORDER TO GET THIS JOB. THIS IS REALLY INHUMAN IF HE REALLY DO THAT. ANYWAY I AM NOT GOING TO TALK SO MUCH ABOUT HIM AS HE IS HOPELESS. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH HIM. WHAT HE WANT TO DO IS NON OF MY BUSINESS. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. ALL I CAN SAY IS I DOUBT THIS QUALIFICATIONS.

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on Saturday, September 20, 2008 at 2:05 pm

HAVE NOT BLOG FOR A LONG TIME. TODAY I AM BLOGGING IN CAPS AS I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY MAD ACCOUNTING TEACHER. I AM RETURNING HIM IN CAPS AS HE LOVES TO WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS AND MARK PAPERS IN PINK PEN.

THIS ALIEN TEACHER OF MINE, I WONDER WHAT CERT HE GOT. EVERYTHING HE TEACHES ARE CRAP. HIS SPEAKING IS ALSO IN BROKEN ENGLISH. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 'SALES ALWAYS ALWAYS PUT IN THE CREDIT SIDE' 'PURCHASES ALWAYS ALWAYS PUT ON THE DEBIT SIDE' 'MOTOR VEHICLES IS IN YOUR FIT ASSETS'. SEE THAT? THIS TYPE OF ENGLISH IS INEXCUSABLE.

I DOUBT THIS CERT. I WONDER WHERE HE STUDY HIS ACCOUNTING? I WONDER HE BOUGHT HIS CERTIFICATE FROM A UNIVERSITY. HE KEPT MAKING MISTAKES IN CLASS AND CLAIM THAT HE IS TESTING US. CUT THAT CRAP!!! THIS TRIAL BALANCE CAN'T EVEN BALANCE AND HE DARE TO POST IN THE BLACKBOARD TO LET US DO. WHEN TEAACHING, HE ALSO KEPT DOING WRONG THINGS AND MAKE US TELL HIM HIS MISTAKES, SOMETIMES HE DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS MISTKAES. ITE TEACHERS ARE MUCH MORE PROFESSIONAL THAN HIM. THEY SPEAK, TEACH AND DO MORE PROFESSIONALLY THAT HIM.

I THINK HE STUDY IN USA OR AUSTRALIA. OUR PROVISION FOR DEPRCIATION IS CALLED ACCUMULATED DEPRCIATION. ACCUMULATED DEPRECIATION IS USED IN USA AND AUSTRALIA. WE USE THE UK FORMAT-PROVISION FOR DEPRCIATION. OUR ITE TEACHERS TOLD US THAT WE USE UK FORMAT. WE DON'T USE THE USA FORMAT. SO WHY ARE FOLLOWING THE USA FORMAT? IS THIS TEACHER OK?

THIS TEACHER TEACHES ACCOUNTING USING FOOLSCAP PAPER. ACCOUNTING SHOULD US LEDGER BUT DON'T KNOW WHY HE SAY USE FOOLSCAP PAPER. DURING HIS FIRST LESSON, HE DID NOT SAY LEDGER, A LOT OF US SAY THAT HE IS NOT PROFESSIONAL ALREADY. THEN IN THE SECOND LESSON AND MORE, WE FOUND OUT THAT HE IS REALLY NOT A PROFESSIONAL TEACHER. EVERYTHING HE SAY MAKE US DOUBT HIM AND HIS QUALIFICATIONS. THOSE WHO LEARN ACCOUNTING BEFORE, CANNOT TOLERATE HIM. I THINK IF WE BRING ONE OF OUR ITE TEACHERS HERE, I THINK THE CLASS WILL UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT BETTER AND LEARN FASTER. I DOUBT HE CAN FINISH ALL THE TEACHING BY THE END OF LESSON 15 FOR OUR EXAM. WELL I DON'T REQUEST MUCH FROM THIS TEACHER AS HE IS LIKE CRAP. I THINK HE IS FROM A PLANET CALLED PLUTO.

THIS TEACHER ALSO HAVE ATTUTITE PROBLEM. HE ONLY HELP CERTAIN STUDENTS. I AM NOT SAYING HE NEGLECTED ME. I AM JUST SAYING WHAT I SEE THE SITUATION AS A WHOLE. HE IS ALSO LIKE ONE OF MY FRIEND, DO THINGS HIS WAY REGARDLESS OF HOW PPL THINKS. HE DON'T CARE HOW PPL SEES HIM. HE JUST WANTS TO BE HIMSELF. HE THINKS HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT EVENTHOUGH HE DID IT WRONG. HE WILL NEVER ADMIT HE IS WRONG, HE WILL SAY THAT HE IS TESTING US. TEST WHAT? IS THERE A LOT TO TEST? NOTHING BETTER TO DO IS IT?

ANYWAY I STILL DOUBT HIS QUAALIFICATIONS. I WONDER IF HE IS A QUALIFY ACCOUNTANT. I THINK HE IS A UNSUCCESSFUL ACCOUNTANT, HENCE, HE GO INTO TEACHING THINKING IT WILL BE A BETTER WAY OUT. FAT HOPE. STOP DREAMING, SIR!!!!! WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM!!! GET BACK TO REALITY, SIR!!!!

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on Friday, September 19, 2008 at 11:27 am